I have done this, as I am not ashamed to creep on various social media platforms (admit it, you aren’t either) and this is what people are tweeting about Life in Color:
“@DjEV: ♫ Just Announced: Columbia, MO – Apr 2 at Life In Color w/ Carnage, MGK, & Cash Cash http://t.co/oWkQbsNxyE”YASSS🙌🙌😃 can’t wait!! — ⭐LaTara Hammers⭐ (@IAmTaraHammers) March 3, 2014
I’m going to Life In Color “World’s Largest Paint Party” at Midway Expo Center in Columbia, MO – Apr 26 http://t.co/HU65nXNkcJ — LaDawn*lacedup* (@lacedbrownsuga) March 6, 2014
And here’s what people said about 2013’s Life in Color:
Life In Color Tour Live Clip – Columbia, MO – 04/27/13 amazing night can’t wait till next years #krewellahttp://t.co/CPTKDq060j — Cole Moore (@colemoore359) May 2, 2013
If you haven’t already heard, the ab-licious, melody crooning, Youtube sensation SoMo will be brining his song-covering talents to The Blue Note on April 24. If you haven’t heard of him or his abs, here are 12 real-life facts on why you need to see this man, as told word-for-word by my roommate Ashley who is, in fact, attending the concert in the hopes of leaving with a wedding ring.
“His voice sounds like honey pouring on a piece of toast.”
“He’s just sooooooooooooooo cute.” (That many o’s, you guys. That many.)
“Say something about his abs. I wanna lick them.”
“He’s so mysterious. He always wears sunglasses.”
“I want him to hold me and stroke my hair as I go to sleep with his big beautiful arms. I wish he would be outside my window.”
“He covers all my favorite Justin Bieber songs. Okay I think it was only one, but whatever.”
“He looks really good in a white t-shirt and jeans. Ugh, he’s so cute.”
“He looks like . . . I don’t know. He’s just really hot. “
“He’s the perfect combination of sweet and sexy.”
“I always look forward to his SoMo Sundays. They are the highlight of my life.” (I was then informed and promptly shown that he posts a new cover every Sunday on his Youtube page https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMrSoMo)
*Shows me an Instagram of him with puppies* “OMG LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS. He likes wittle puppies. Isn’t that cute.” She said “wittle.” She actually said it.
*Proceeds to put on his cover of J. Cole* “Doesn’t this make you want to work out? It totally does.”
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves accordingly.
If you’re reading this SoMo, you should probably prepare yourself as well.