Look at you, sitting there. Sitting there in your apartment next Friday, drinking beer with your friends. Your stupid friends. Talking about guys and/or girls and/or wives/husbands and your “jobs” or “homework” or however old you are.
Man Man is coming to Mojo’s this Thursday. Man Man, the eclectic band band that plays weird, fun music. You’re not weird or fun. Look. There’s drool dripping out of the corner of your mouth. Right there.
Man Man, which has the <comparative> modesty of Modest Mouse and the loco of Gogol Bordello. They play songs like “Loot My Body” and reportedly play instruments such as sousaphones, marimbas, fireworks and you. Yeah, they might involve you in the act. It’s not like you’re going to get out of your chair by yourself, you flaccid little flagellate.
These guys are traveling all the way from the previous place on their tour to have fun with you. And you’re going to stay home like a lumpy wiener.
These guys have played with Yeasayer, Of Montreal, Modest Mouse, etc. They’ve had fun with the funnest.
They make fun videos. We’ll even embed some more right here on this page so you don’t have to go all the way up to the Google bar to find one yourself. Look, here’s one from Rainn Wilson’s SoulPancake.
Don’t sit at home next Thursday, you gentle little pillow. Come party with Man Man.